Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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