Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
did all my christmas shopping this morning at 4am drunk. never went to sleep. i was walking home drunk last night when i passed a target and saw 3 kids having a dance off. had to join. somehow they convinced me to go shoopping with them. i bought 4 disco balls and a lava lamp.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
