Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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