I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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