i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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