Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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