real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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