so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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