we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I can't turn off my feet"
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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