I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
