Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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