Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
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