Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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