Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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