Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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