you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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