please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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