oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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