Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
He just got dropped off drinking a flask, sitting on the handlebars of a chinese delivery man's bike
Tonight's gonna be epic. Did he bring my noodles?
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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