I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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