Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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