ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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