am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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