so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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