Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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