just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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