We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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