before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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