what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
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