if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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