Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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