Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Reason #84 I'm on my way to becoming a crazy cat lady: I called the police last night because I heard a noise and the cats were acting funny like they were trying to tell me something. The 3rd time the dispatcher repeated "the cats are acting funny?" I yelled and told her to have an officer ask the cats what happened.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's never too late to be topless.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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