ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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