He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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