You're a womanizer and a bitch.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
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