dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
Randomize
