So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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