She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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