you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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