check it out our google latitudes are spooning
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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