She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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