On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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