I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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