I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
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