If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
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