So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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