I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
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