You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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