Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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