i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
now i know why i became what i already was.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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